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Tips to Take To Heart
This is your ad! Your time to shine! Here are a few tips on bringing yourself
to the best light through your personals ad.
- Tri two avoide meking supelleng and sum gramatikel erors.
- Be honest about what you are looking for in a
relationship. If you
are only looking for a night of wild, passionate, "I never want to know
your name" sex, say so. If you are looking for an Old Fashioned kinda
girl, say so. Be upfront here people! If you do not
know whether or not you are looking for a long term relationship, or
a short one, this should be mentioned too.
- List your interests as concisely as you can, but
take not that
although long, romantic walks on a beach are nice, listing that as a
favorite activity is in our opinion the bane of personal
ads. Mention what music you are in to, what sports thrill ya, and what
food you like to scarf down.
- Be honest about what you look like. We can not
post pictures (yet), so if you say in your ad you are the splitting
image of a GQ or Cosmo cover, we highly recommend that you are.
- It may also be a good idea to mention how far you
are willing to
travel to be involved in a relationship - if you can only be involved with
someone on a connecting bus route, say so. If you are willing to cross
the world for the Lady Of You Dreams or Knight in Shining Power Armour
, make it known.
Verbosity is not a bad thing in a personal ad,
the more you write, the more information someone has to get to know
you with.
Try to respond to all replies that you recieve, even
if the person responding may not be your "type". If the person
is not your type, thank them and wish them luck. It not only takes a
lot of courage to post a personals ad, it takes a lot of courage to reply
to one.
Just because you have an ad posted does not mean that
you should not reply to ads yourself... ah... just like two ships passing
in the night :-)
If you would like have you ad removed, no problem.
Just send email to
<remove@personals.ufies.org>
with the subject of remove <ID> (where ID is the
unique id assigned to your ad by the system, in the format
UF-xxxx
Please, don't post as a joke. People who use this
site are serious, and we ask that you be nice and don't be a weenie,
ok?
Deciphering the Personacronyms
What could be more Geek than acronyms... but still these are an entirely
different set, I thought I would add this handy dandy legend.
Acronym
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Meaning
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A
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Asian
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AGP
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Advanced Geek Persussion
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B
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Black
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CP
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Crud Puppy
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DP
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Dust Puppy
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DWF
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Divorced White Female
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DWM
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Divorced White Male
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HWP
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Height Weight Proportional
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PCI
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Pretty Cool Individual
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SAM
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Single Asian Male, or someone who does not like green eggs and ham.
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SDRAM
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Sex Deprived Anotomic(ly correct) Male
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SWF
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Single White Female
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SWM
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Single White Male
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UGLFC
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übergeek Looking For Chick
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USB
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Universally Sexy BOFH
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UWB2IALLT
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You would be my second love since I am already in love with Linus Torvalds
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WPN
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Wookin Pa Nub
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